If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!Makes you damned proud to be an American!
Editor's Note: Don't hold me to the authenticity of the dollar amounts. Economic variables in today's market are highly unstable.
1 comment:
One of the best advice on investments i have ever seen.I thought i did good selling all my Gold at 1,250 a once,that i bought at flea markets at $400.00 a ounce. The market is a big con game.IMHO At our age we must be really conserative.Pop a top.
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