Winter Greetings From a Snowbird

It's winter in Ohio


And the gentle breezes blow,


40 miles per hour at 10 below!


Oh, how I love Ohio


When the snows up to your butt;


You take a breath of winter air


And your nose is frozen shut.


Yes, the weather here is wonderful,


I guess I'll hang around.


I could never leave Ohio


'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.

Thanks Tom S. for writing. Why don't you get your frozen butt down here?