With Age Comes Wisdom

A guy is about 80 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,

'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see any one.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

'Pick me up.'

He looked in the water and there, floating on a piece of driftwood, was a frog.

The man said, 'Are you talking to me ?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you ! ! '

'Pick me up, then, kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully,
and placed it in his front breast pocket of his fishing jacket.

Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said, kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

The old guy opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'


With Age comes Wisdom.

(Thanks,Don S.,for this contribution)